Tuesday, June 30, 2009

 

"MOM WHY CAN'T I SMOKE WEED,WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL I MEAN YOU... "


Excerpt from a future conversation with her 11 year old son.

 

DAN DA MAYOR WANTS A DOUBLE BURGA WIT CHEESE MOTHA FUCKA !!!


"Jack them motha fucka's for they Nissan truck,right in da motha fuckin drive thru..."

 

DO YOU REALLY THINK THE UNIVERSE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU ?


Granted these were all thoughts that I had back in 96 when I was reading "Behold A Pale White Horse" by William Cooper and shit by David Icke which had me thinking everyone was a lizard king harvesting minerals for the Illuminati gods.But I really got a kick out of reading this post by Joe Rogan you know the ex Fear Factor host,stand up comedian,ultimate fighter and super stoner,pretty much what you would want in a best friend yeah that guy.Anyways he got me to thinking about size and history and my place on this huge rock flying through an even bigger solar system lost in an even bigger galaxy,housed by this whole universe thing and that I also need to get hooked up with Joe's fucking weed dealer cause dude must have the cron.

Ed.Note I typed "trip the fuck out" into Google and this popped up,I know it's from 01' but shit aint changed since so...

Monday, June 29, 2009

 

GOOD RIDANCE TO HARRY RUBISH.


Seattle will miss you (kinda) give em hell over there in the shitty apple they deserve you more than we do.

 

BEST FUCKING SPOKE CARD EVER.


My homie just dropped off his play on the classic Aleister Cromley photo mixing in everybody's favorite cat eating alien Alf,and that's how genius is born people it's that simple.

 

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME...


I saw this guy I think it was at Joose Day which I don't remember,so I don't even remember the last time I saw this guy.Come out come out where ever you are the Pubs misses you buddy.

 

A CASE OF THE MONDAY'S.


When I was a kid the only thing I would ever buy at my school book fairs were Garfield comic books I really loved the guys whole attitude towards things and life in general,he was a major influence.Now I don't really have an opinion about him one way or another these days it's kind of sad now that I think about it.

 

THE DEVIL ONLY GETS 150 YEARS.


The biggest American crook (to get caught) since Nixon got sentenced to 150 years for all the thousands upon thousands of lives that he devastated in the largest Ponzi scheme in history.I personally would have liked to see a publik (hair) stoning of the bastard by all of the investors and his ex-employees wouldn't that have been grand.

Friday, June 26, 2009

 

MOON WALKING ALL OVER THAT ASS.


Since he was the biggest Poor Life Choice ever and even though I think he snuck off to some island of little kids and pet monkey's,let's all get Wacko for Jacko tonight at the Gardens (if they let me in which I highly doubt they will) and sing till we all lose our noses.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

 

COULD HE BE THE THIRD TO GO ?


Michael Jackson has just suffered a cardiac arrest and I can already hear all his crazy fans crying their eyes out holding candle light vigils all over the world,like Sosa said "there are gonna be riots in a major city if he dies I don't know which one probably all of them" what a reet.

 

"THE DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL."




These are a few pictures from the new David Lynch visual/audio collaboration with Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse.You can read all the details here and also an interview with Mr.Lynch.There will be a gallery show this month in LA in which there will be a limited run of books with the photos and a blank CD because EMI threatened Danger Mouse with a lawsuit if he put it out.

 

R.I.P. FARRAH FAWCETT.


The original Charlie's Angel lost her battle to anal cancer and passed away today at the age of 62,her nipples,hair style and late night talks with David Letterman will be missed.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

 

FUCK RIPPIN THE PUBS BE SET TRIPPIN.


A friend of mine spotted this on 2nd and Blanchard and E-mailed it to me this morning.WTF is up with the Pubs Be Rippin' bite of the PBR logo?Could there be anything worse than to rip off the Pabst logo,I mean come on people let's try a little bit here. Anyone got any info on this or who did it let me know heads are gonna roll you don't fuck wit da mighty Pubs!!!

 

THE ART OF ROSEMARIE FIORE.







Rosemarie Fiore is an artist who works in many mediums including painting,sculpture and video.Things like her waffle iron paintings,her scrambler paintings in which she attached buckets of paint to an amusement park "scrambler" ride which spin paint in geometric patterns a video in which she ran over 50 self help books,whoopie cushions filled with house paint and even covering pin balls with different colors of oil paint and then playing an entire game turning the game itself into a work of art.But it might be her use of controlling fireworks to make amazing colorful layered abstract paintings on pieces of paper that really first got my interest.Be sure to check out her website here to get more information and see more of her art and projects.

 

WHO KNEW JAMIE FOXX WAS A SURF NAZI...

Monday, June 22, 2009

 

GROWING UP GONZALES...
























Here are almost all of the photos that I've posted of my most favorite guy ever Benny.I'm doing this post for Steve and Angelina so they have all these pics in one place and they can see how much their lil monster has grown and how important of a job they have.And it's also Steve's Birth Day today so this is a present from the Pubs to you,because Benny has been a gift to us all.

 

HERE'S ONE FOR THE OLD CAT'S MOUTH.


I thought that weird guy who runs TCM would find both humor and a strange arousal from this pic.

 

PLC x ALIFE x NICO FISH ='s BSE !!!


And I also saw this shit over at Poor Life Choices and thought it just killed it,best colab I've seen in a long while.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

 

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL YOU BASTARD MAKERS.


Now go get drunk and beat the shit outta that kid for sucking your life,money and dreams away.

Friday, June 19, 2009

 

IT'S ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE...

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