PUBLIK HAIR,KID TESTED-MOTHER APPROVED.: June 2007

Friday, June 29, 2007

"DUDE THEY WERE ON MY SHIT LIKE MEXICANS AT THE ALAMO."

Quote from Burt's homie.

posted by Publikhair # 12:20 AM 1 comments links to this post

Thursday, June 28, 2007

GOOD BYE RAY HELLO KEVIN.

Well this has been one crazy day for Sonics fans,thank god we got Durant with the number two pick first off he is a better player than Oden period.The difference between the two is a no brainer I don't want to say Sam Bowie but Portland fans sorry.Even if he's good he's borring to watch and Kevin Durant is straight up a gangster.Then we go and trade the center piece of the team Ray Allen to Boston for Wally"Pretty Boy" Szczerbiak,Delonte(?) West,the Big East Player of the Year out of Georgetown named Jeff Green with the 5th overall pick and also got the rights to Glen "Big Baby" Davis who I think we already traded,wow is that all I think I got it all in.Who knows what's going to happen with our team but it's been one hell of a day and it's obvious that the Sonics are planning for the future and that is a very good thing after the last 10 years of wasted draft picks,now let's just hope that they stay because this could be one hell of a team in a couple years.

EdNote. I'm from Connecticut,am a huge UConn fan,I grew up watching Ray play probably longer than any of you and I love him,that being said he is 31 years old,played only 55 games last year,is coming off of ankle surgery,gets paid over 14 million a year and was the number 5 pick back in 1996 just like Jeff Green.So thanks Ray for being our best player for the last 5 years and please don't kill us when you play us next year.

posted by Publikhair # 11:04 PM 3 comments links to this post

PHEED HATES I LOVE.

Oh wait I didn't even see the Ipod buttons on her top,what could I have been distracted by hmmm,now I see why Pheed was so bummed but still I think I could make an exception in her case.Could you imagine if your girlfriend actually wore this around town WTF.

posted by Publikhair # 10:56 PM 1 comments links to this post

HELLO THIS IS THE FUTURE CALLING.

Not like I really care because I just learned how to send an E-mail like two months ago but for you people out there that lead those busy busy lives of meetings,constant text messages,and what ever else people who need gadgets like this do the IPhone is coming out this Friday.That being said this is one really cool toy,and I feel like finally some of those things I thought of years ago like why can't I have a phone,camera,music and the internet all in one thing now if I could just get it to suck my dick it would be all I need in this world.

posted by Publikhair # 10:32 PM 5 comments links to this post

ACTUAL PUBLIK HAIR READER QUOTE.

"J.R. watches Dr. Phil?"

Cherry Canoe.

posted by Publikhair # 11:17 AM 0 comments links to this post

BEING 4 EYED IS NOT AN EXCUSS FOR THIS SHIT.

I don't know what this guy did,how many people he killed,how many drugs he sold,if he beat the state while on parol or just even had to piss in a cup,but that don't shit change period.

posted by Publikhair # 3:38 AM 2 comments links to this post

YOU GOT ANY ADVIL FOR THIS GUNSHOT?

A woman was arrested today after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head.St. Lucie County Sheriff's deputies initially thought Michael Eugene Moylan had been hit by a stray bullet, but later realized the couple's story did not match up.Sheriff Ken Mascara says April Moylan was arrested today and was charged with attempted murder.
Michael Moylan woke up early this morning and thought he had suffered an aneurism or that his wife had elbowed him in his sleep.His wife drove him to the hospital where doctors said a bullet had lodged behind his right ear. Authorities obtained a search warrant for the couple's home, located in an upscale gated community, and later arrested the wife.

posted by Publikhair # 2:42 AM 0 comments links to this post

OCEANS 13 CAST SAYS "NOT ON OUR WATCH."

"Ocean's Thirteen" stars have donated $5.5 million to humanitarian efforts in Sudan's Darfur region, according to actor George Clooney.Clooney told The Associated Press in a telephone interview from Rome that he was joined by Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle and producer Jerry Weintraub in raising $9.3 million for Darfur, most of which was contributed at a dinner during the film's premiere last month at the Cannes Film Festival.
Clooney said more than half the money has already been donated to various charities dealing with Darfur. "There are only a few things we can do protect them where we can, and provide food, water, health care and counseling," he said. "We're just trying to get them to live long enough to get to the next step."
More than 200,000 people have died in the Darfur region of western Sudan since 2003, when local rebels took up arms against the Sudanese government, accusing it of decades of neglect. Sudan's government is accused of unleashing in response a militia of Arab nomads known as the janjaweed a charge it denies.The latest donation raised to $5.5 million the amount that Not on Our Watch has given to humanitarian and relief organizations in Darfur in less than three weeks.Clooney said everyone on the board is committed to keep raising awareness and money."I have every intention of doing it in other places," he said, and the upcoming film festivals in Venice, Italy, and Deauville, France "sound like good spots" for fundraising events

posted by Publikhair # 1:57 AM 0 comments links to this post

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

RANDOM PUBLIK FACT.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

posted by Publikhair # 11:41 PM 0 comments links to this post

MOM WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BIG KITCHEN KNIFE ?

This bitch seems to be having bad day and it's about to get a little worse thanks to the fine folks we like to call the Pigs,thanks Anthony.

posted by Publikhair # 11:31 PM 3 comments links to this post

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

JUXTAPOZ x SEVENTH LETTER MAGAZINE.

Juxtapoz is pleased to announce the very special Seventh Letter Issue. The Seventh Letter is a graffiti, fine art, and apparel art collective, and they have taken the crew and given them an entire tribute in Juxtapoz. The cover belongs to Saber, fresh off his 10-year anniversary of the famed LA River piece, and his upcoming solo show in San Francisco. Also featured in the issue is Retna, Revok, Eklips, Look, Ewok, Fate, Push, Reyes, Sever, Rime, Persue, Barry McGee,Mister Cartoon, Estevan Oriol, Alexis Ross, Wise, Jason Kundell, Pysa, Hael, Hense, Finn, Norm, Amandalynn, Krush, Ceaze, Kenton Parker, Ron English, QP, Wanto, Stormie, Shepard Fairey, Haze, Chaz Bojorquez, Zeser, and Earsnot.
And if you're in San Francisco on July 14, head over to Club Six for the Seventh Letter Issue Release Party, featuring DJ Muggs, DJ Scandalous (Estevan Oriol), DJ Diabetic (Shepard Fairey), plus more special guests TBA.

posted by Publikhair # 5:29 PM 1 comments links to this post

OLD SKOOL MOVIE POSTER OF THE WEEK.

Every man should meet a free-flying stewardess once in their life,well I'm still waiting but in the mean time I've got this great poster to keep me happy.

posted by Publikhair # 2:18 PM 0 comments links to this post

FUCK KERLIKOWSKE AND THE SEATTLE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

A federal civil-rights lawsuit over the violent arrest of a young African-American man is drawing new attention to Seattle Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske and his record on police discipline.
Maikoiyo Alley-Barnes is suing the city, the chief and several officers, alleging police violated his civil rights during his arrest for allegedly obstructing justice, resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer outside a bar in 2005. The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People cited the case last week in calling for Kerlikowske's resignation.
Kerlikowske did not punish any of the officers involved in the incident, even though records show the civilian director of the Office of Professional Accountability (OPA), which oversees internal police investigations, found two were guilty of excessive force and all three were guilty of serious breaches in conduct. She recommended discipline for all three,Kerlikowske declined to comment on the Alley-Barnes case.

Ed.Note. Anyone who knows Maikoiyo for even a minute knows that he is one of the more mellow,respectful,and smart people you will ever meet Black or White and there's no way that the cops felt threatend by him.The fact that it took 4 officers to arrest and violently beat a man who's walking away from a bar after simply stating his opinion is something that no tax paying American should have to put up with let alone experience first hand.I feel sick to my stomach that these power tripping jocko's can still get away with this bullshit,take a stand and let the Mayor know that Gil Kerlikowske has to go.

posted by Publikhair # 12:41 PM 0 comments links to this post

J.R. YOU STILL GOT NOTHING ON THIS GUY.

posted by Publikhair # 12:38 PM 4 comments links to this post

Monday, June 25, 2007

YOU HEARD WHAT CAM SAID ABOUT SNITCHIN!!!

A woman had the word "snitch" burned into her face with a branding iron in apparent retaliation for helping police in a domestic violence case, authorities said.The brand singed into her flesh during a June 13 attack is 4 to 6 inches long and stretches across her left cheek from lip to earlobe, Mesa police Sgt. Chuck Trapani said Friday."Obviously, they were trying to send a message to her, and they were obviously trying to humiliate her," Trapani said.
The woman told police she was attacked by four people, including an acquaintance whose Mesa apartment she was visiting, Trapani said. That acquaintance, Preston L. Valdez, 21, told police the woman was smoking methamphetamine with him shortly before the attack.The woman said the three others who attacked her were hiding in the bedroom, Trapani said. She said they came out, knocked her unconscious, then cut and shaved large swaths of her hair and branded her, Trapani said. She was treated at a hospital and released.Trapani said a picture of the woman shows that the word on her face had scabbed over and that "snitch" was clearly legible. He said police were searching for the branding iron.

posted by Publikhair # 2:11 PM 0 comments links to this post

OOPS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN...

You try on funny Tsubi I mean Ksubi glasses and take an Photo Booth thizz face pic and leave in on the Desktop at work,so sorry to put you on blast Ant Beezie.

posted by Publikhair # 1:57 PM 3 comments links to this post

NOSE SLIDE ON THE NOSES OF DEAD RAPPERS.

What no Tupac board thats just fucked up that the guy from the Fatboys gets one but no Pac what up with that,and check out how distinguished Biggie looks.

posted by Publikhair # 1:49 PM 4 comments links to this post

IF I EVER GET MY CAMERA BACK I'LL UPLOAD ALL OF STEVIE BMs B-DAY POSSE FLICKS.

HINT HINT HINT.

posted by Publikhair # 1:35 PM 2 comments links to this post

REASON # 458 WHY GHOST FACE IS THE BEST.

"At the opera,Queen Elizabeth rubbin my leg,had ketchup on her dress from a Whopper."

posted by Publikhair # 1:32 PM 2 comments links to this post

HOW TO GET OUT OF A BULLY'S HEAD LOCK.

If you really have to buy this for little Johnny he's got some serious problems at school just look how big Harley is,shit he don't stand a chance buy him a glock instead that will teach Harley not to fuck with him.

posted by Publikhair # 12:59 PM 1 comments links to this post

Sunday, June 24, 2007

YES HE DOES HAVE SILK SEE THROUGH FISH NET PANTS ON.

Why because some white girl will find it just irresistible,that's why.

posted by Publikhair # 2:16 PM 4 comments links to this post

MUG SHOT O' THE WEEK.

Dennis Hopper is one of the Pubs all time favorite actors(Apocolypse Now,Easy Rider,Blue Velvet,Hoosiers,etc.) he basically invented Indy Film,is one hell of a photographer,has a huge collection of art as well as being an amazing artist himself a definate inspiration to follow your dreams always do what you want and have good taste all the while.I mean who would have thought Hopper the poster child for the long haired hippie slacker generation would be doing American Express ads just goes to show you never know.

posted by Publikhair # 1:38 PM 0 comments links to this post

PUBLIKHAIR SAYS YO MAMA'S...

Yo moma's so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

posted by Publikhair # 1:33 PM 2 comments links to this post

Saturday, June 23, 2007

FUCK MY GODDAMN LANDLORD ONCE AGAIN.

I am the king of getting on bad terms with my scum lords,I pay money for rent not fucking life advice just get back in your Mercedes and go play golf or some shit you old cracker.

posted by Publikhair # 10:39 PM 0 comments links to this post

Friday, June 22, 2007

HAPPY BORN DAY SIEGS FROM THE PUBS...

Steve G. is celebrating his birthday tonite at The War Room so come through tell him how old he is and buy him a shot. And the generous man that Steve is he is going to have some special b-day tee's and if your lucky you might get one.

posted by Publikhair # 1:50 PM 3 comments links to this post

JORDAN SPIZ'IKES DO THE WRONG THING.

I know it's supposed to tie back to the cover of the movie what ever "your just lucky I'm a righteous black brother" because if they were black where ever it's blue,watch out know it would be bangers as is O.K.

posted by Publikhair # 3:21 AM 1 comments links to this post

"GODS DEADED OUR HOMELAND."

" I'm so tired but I can't sleep,no slowing down outside influences keep coming in.
Questions without signatures to represent authenticity of fake fame,
telling bad jokes to break the preverbial ice.
As my luck gets thinner and thinner the pressure gets thicker,
I must perform my publik is calling."

FaNKULT78-2004

posted by Publikhair # 3:03 AM 0 comments links to this post

BORN PREMATURE OF THE 4TH OF JULY.

Cap Hill was letting those Native bang bang's go bang the other night with a first rate posse including Fresh Peeze,Fab Abs,AlexNAlex,Slimey Shoots and of course the DiamondBrewski manning the camera.So sorry Salts you can come on the next run vs. Pheed for sneaker rent.

posted by Publikhair # 2:43 AM 0 comments links to this post

RANDOM PUBLIK FACT.

It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown,so hate is a better work out.

posted by Publikhair # 2:35 AM 0 comments links to this post

B.G. ROLLIN CHOPPER CITY.

Benny Gold may have Frisco on lock but Benny Gonzales has got Seattle on Master Lock,it took just 30 seconds to perfect this photo shoot look at the range of emotion.Act like you know also peep the beer stain on the wifey beater staight brown baggin it as well as brown backin it holla at a legend.

Ed.Note He's going to be a lefty mark my words.

posted by Publikhair # 2:11 AM 2 comments links to this post

I WENT SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE OF SEATTLE WITH J.R.

I haven't been in a car for this long of a time in almost a year but that being said once we were there a Mom was selling her drunk son's stuff behind his back,a bike shop that was owned by the Taliban,a drive through coffee stand called "I'm A Mud Shark Latte",a 99 cent store that was having a half off going out of business sale as well as a Taco Truck parked on 99 that will never go out of business if me and J.R. have our say.I really only took pictures of the taco truck but I am considering moving there just for the Mud Shark Latte and I hate coffee,oh yeah and the stripper who was washing her Jag that exactly matched J.R.'s exept she had on some Vogue's,oh wait I bet she works part time at Mud Shark Latte,perfect.

Ed Note. Road Trip is long over due (You,Me,Pheed,and a girl or two?)

posted by Publikhair # 1:41 AM 3 comments links to this post

LISA BLOWS THE OLYMPICS.

This is the logo unveiled recently for the 2012 Olympic Games in London. Yes, It looks like Lisa Simpson giving a blow job and I couldn't remove that mental image after I heard that shit. It's awful isn't it.,I just can't decide which bit of it I hate the most.It cost $800,000 dollars though so at least they got a great deal fuck you could of bought me a six pack a pen and a pad and tipped me twenty bucks damn.

posted by Publikhair # 1:29 AM 2 comments links to this post

TEXAS CHAINSAW PSYCHO LIVING IN WISCONSIN.

I'm sure most of you know about Ed Gein but for those of you out there that don't keep up on serial killers this gut really takes the cake and ate it too as well as worn it around.

posted by Publikhair # 12:41 AM 0 comments links to this post

Thursday, June 21, 2007

IT'S GOING TO BE A DREAM RIDING THIS BITCH.

Even though it will probably take me a year or two to piece together my amazingly pretty Colnago Dream it will be so much fun not to mention funny rolling around the city on my little 650,but how G is that frame,clover tubing,geometry that you can't teach and one heck of a paint job thanks Ernesto.

Ed. Note Unfinished FaNKULT78 canvas as background.

posted by Publikhair # 11:27 PM 3 comments links to this post

BITCH GETS ARRESTED WITH A .50 BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL.

The legal limit is .08 as many of us know and this girls B.A.C. level was taken more than two hours after she was arrested,the PH just wanted to send our congrats at tying the state record that the cop set awhile back.

posted by Publikhair # 11:08 PM 0 comments links to this post

Publik Hair Movie Of The Week.

Yeah I know we all have seen Apocolypse Now but have you watched it at least once a week for the last five years and gotten as drunk as possible every single time.I thought not now go out and buy this movie,a fifth of whiskey,a six pack,some weed and maybe even a pill or two and get on my level for at least one night.

P.S. It's best if you start at around two in the morning,trust me.

posted by Publikhair # 10:46 PM 4 comments links to this post

BIG SUPRISE THE CIA SPIES ON AMERICANS.

Documents from the 1970s that detail more than two decades of the CIA's illegal spying activities on US soil have been declassified and are now available on the Internet, officials said Thursday.The 693-page file details the Central Intelligence Agency's illegal activities, such as tapping reporters' phones, engaging in surveillance on students, opening mail, plotting assassinations and human experimentation.
The documents -- the so-called "family jewels" -- are part of official investigations and reforms instituted in 1973 on the order of then CIA chief James Schlesinger, after he discovered illegal activities had been ongoing since the 1950s.The files were posted online by the National Security Archives at George Washington University.Until now, only a few dozen pages from the file have been declassified, but with heavy redactions.

posted by Publikhair # 10:39 PM 0 comments links to this post

THAT DOESN'T SOUND TO "AMUSING"

A girl's feet were cut off Thursday when a free-fall thrill ride malfunctioned at the Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park in Louisville, Kentucky, police said.A cord wrapped around the 16-year-old's feet and severed them at her ankles while she was on the "Superman Tower of Power," a police dispatcher said. The girl was taken to a local hospital.An unidentified witness told CNN affiliate WLKY she saw a cable on the ride snap.
"The people on the ride just came and hit the ground," she said. "When I got up there, the lady she was just sitting there, and she didn't have no legs. ... And she was just there, calm, probably in shock from everything."During the ride, passengers are lifted to 177 feet, suspended momentarily and then dropped, according to the park's Web site.Passengers drop 154 feet at 54 mph, stopping "just 20 terrifying feet above the pavement," it adds."I seen the car go up. Then, like, the cable broke, I heard -- pwchh -- and I heard a lot of people screaming."

posted by Publikhair # 8:57 PM 0 comments links to this post

WHAT IN THE FUCKING BLUE MOON IS THIS ?

If this ain't one of the worst things I've ever seen.Nascar fucking Nascar,this is an all time new low which almost seems to be a daily accurance latley.But on the bright side they are real colorful,move fast and go vroooooom actually could you imagine if PublikHair sponsored a Nascar Team that would be the shit fuck that I want a Nascar we could put the Havana bathroom lesbo scene on the hood and be number 69.

posted by Publikhair # 8:34 PM 1 comments links to this post

ART THAT'S WAY BETTER THAN TAGGER ART WHILE STILL BEING TAGGER ART.

Jose' Parla' is one of those "taggers" in which people now pay alot of money for his "legal" work on canvas and for good reason because my man is soooooo sick,I just wish that I had a hand that came at such "Ease."

posted by Publikhair # 1:55 AM 1 comments links to this post

KIM JONG IS JUST SO ILL.

Take one look at this guy and tell me he's not just the cutest thing since Saddam and just one step behind Napoleon on the sex appeal.

posted by Publikhair # 1:34 AM 1 comments links to this post

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

IF THESE CURTAINS COULD TALK.

In architect-speak, a curtain wall refers to any facade- commonly glass- that provides no structural or load-bearing capacity for the building. But leave it to the genius of Japanese architect Shigeru Ban to interpret this term literally, poetically employing an actual curtain as facade wall. The result is not only breathtakingly stunning, but a great example of context-based green design that embraces its natural landscape. The Curtain Wall House demonstrates a striking amalgamation of simplicity, beauty, old, and new, combining " contemporary materials in new interpretations of traditional Japanese styles."

Ed.Note-What the fuck?

posted by Publikhair # 12:54 PM 1 comments links to this post

MASTURBATION MARATHON MAN SHANKED UP.

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon.Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.
Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.
The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge."Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

posted by Publikhair # 12:49 PM 1 comments links to this post

I GOT A BARRY BONDS ROOKIE CARD I WANT TO SELL.

Seeing as though this cheating,steroid pumping,fat piece of funny dangly cross earing wearing,high pitched talking,long ball hiting,Billy Ripkin "fuck face" is going to break the great Hank Aaron's All-Time Home Run Record nobody cares because Barry is a cheating choke artist that has never won when it mattered,so go ahead and break one of the classiest people's record to ever play the game but you'll always be an ego maniac who's own team mates hate you.

posted by Publikhair # 3:48 AM 1 comments links to this post

9 MONTHS WAS ENUFF FUCK FOR DEATH DO US PART.

Women who have a male twin are less likely to marry and have children, perhaps because of being exposed to their brother's testosterone for nine months in the womb, researchers reported on Monday.A study of Finnish twins showed that women were 25 percent less likely to have children if their twin was a male. Those who did have children gave birth to an average of two fewer babies than women who had a twin sister.
"Our results show that females who had a male cotwin have reduced fitness compared to those who had a female cotwin, but the success of males is unaffected by the sex of their cotwin," the researcher wrote.Perhaps the female twins had more masculine attitudes and behaviours that affected their decision to get married, the researchers speculated. Male features could have made the women less attractive to mates, they added.Other studies have shown, for instance, that exposure to testosterone in the womb affects facial features and even finger lengths.

posted by Publikhair # 3:36 AM 0 comments links to this post

Monday, June 18, 2007

THE DIETCH BOOTH AT ART 38 BASEL

The international art show features about 300 leading art galleries from 30 countries on all continents. Art Basel is the world's premier modern and contemporary art fair. 20th- and 21st-century art works by over 2'000 artists will be on display. 55'000 art collectors, art dealers, artists, curators and art lovers attend the annual meeting place of the art community. The New York Times has called Art Basel the " Olympics of the Art World " and I will not be their fucking great.

posted by Publikhair # 2:32 PM 0 comments links to this post

BEST THING GOING VISVIM'S LOGAN.

Visvim Logans in white elk skin,must have nuff said.

posted by Publikhair # 1:55 PM 0 comments links to this post